#your sass is showing ten
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- jennifer lawrence:food
- tumblr:OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
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people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
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there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
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Congrats you’ve made it through another Monday.
it’s already next thursday in australia
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you do not know true pain until your favorite fictional character is killed off
and then brought back to life, and then killed off again
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